GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie sc